Ecclesiastical bean burrito: Bids start at $1 million

Much has been made about a partially-eaten grilled cheese sandwich bearing the image of the Virgin Mary, bid up on eBay in recent days and finally sold today for $28,000.

That’s nothing! I have in my possession the likeness of Our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ on a Taco Bell bean burrito, uneaten since its purchase seven months ago.

Only serious inquiries will be entertained.