Monday, November 2, 2009

Overworked forklift needs a drink. Badly.

An exhausted forklift went on a rampage recently at a vodka warehouse in Russia, desperate for a libation to assuage the pain of being overworked, often for days on end, as Russian citizens have increased their consumption of alcohol to relieve the stress of being out of work. Authorities, who arrested the errant machine immediately, said it had reached a breaking point and that motor oil and gasoline were no longer enough to satisfy the forklift, which is currently undergoing counseling and re-education in Siberia.

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